Disclaimer
In my ambitious vision to turn every life event into a story of epic, comedic or dramatic value, some of the specifics are {gasp} exaggerated. Or downright inventions of my imagination. All posts are ”based on a true story,” but we all know how things get embellished, don’t we? The people and places mentioned are neither completely described nor quoted in context in all cases, and occasionally a story is more of a “don’t I wish” event than a “ain’t I the shit” event. If I fail to point this out in any particular post, you have been forewarned and I don’t want any bitchin’. Capisca?
